Friday, October 1, 2010

Blasphemy Day

I'm told that today is Blasphemy day.

So here's some obligatory blasphemy.

Jesus wasn't the messiah.
Catholicism is for cannibalistic kiddy-fiddlers.
Mohammed was a pedophile.
Moses never met Yahweh on Sinai (He most likely didn't exist)
Joseph Smith was a pervert and a liar.
Nirvana (not the band) is stupid because it's more-or-less just non-existence.
Reincarnation is a joke.
L. Ron Hubbard was a conman and a bad storyteller.
Satanism is a pathetic religion for immature adults who don't want to grow up.
The Jehovah's Witnesses are an anti-intellectual brain-washing cult.
Wicca is absurd because magic doesn't exist.
Paganism is so bronze-age.

Did I miss anything?


  1. Zeus can't really form lightning bolts from anywhere except his arse.

  2. Just don't dis pastafarianism.