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Friday, September 17, 2010

Friday Fundies

Today's Friday Fundies quote will be from the Channel description from the youtube page of user 'SAUNDERSacts2618'. I came across this user because he went street-preaching with another user called TheWoodsofJordan. Jordan used to be an extreme fundamentalist Christian, who used to make videos about hellfire and so on. Anyway, a while back, Jordan left the church and became an agnostic-atheist. About a week ago, Jordan decided to get baptised into the Mormon Church, and he sold all his Metal CD's to buy church clothes. He's already left the Mormon church and is hanging out with this extremist fundie SAUNDERSacts2618.

Jordan, if you read this, which I don't think you will. I'm trying my best not to put you in the same box that you started out in, but hanging out with this guy really doesn't look good. I wish you all the best.

Here's the quote.. It speaks for itself, and all the spelling mistakes and all-caps are from the original formatting.

Jesus is God! Every knee will bow and confess Jesus is Lord!!!!
If you become a friend i will pray for you daily!also i ask that you would pray for me!Also lets keep winning souls to The True God Our Lord and Saviour Jesus.All Glory to our Father!! Praise the Lord!! Please subscribe!

EVIL RELIGIONS TO STAY AWAY FROM
ISLAM
WICCA,WICCAN,WITCHCRAFT
MORMONS
JEHOVAH WITTNESSES
SCIENTOLOGY
ROMAN CATHOLIC CHURCH
EVOLUTION
SATANISM
ATHEIST'S
BUDDHISM
SEVENTH DAY ADVENTISTS
DEISTS
PAGANS
ONENESS PENTACOSTALS
HINDUISM
CHRISTIAN SCIENCE
EASTERN ORTHODOX CHURCHES
ORIENTAL ORTHODOX CHURCHES
ZOROASTRIANISM
GNOSTICISM
MASONS




" Jesus said,I AM the WAY,the TRUTH,the LIFE,no man comes to the FATHER but through Me.

I'm a five point calvinist.
I'm pretib rapture.
I believe all the Gifts of the Holy Spirit


Atheism:
In the beginning there was nothing, and nothing happened to nothing, until nothing exploded, and created everything. Then, the nothing that became everything magically rearranged itself for no reason into self-replicating complex life forms, that became intelligent beings that believed in God. Makes perfect sense. LOL.

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  3. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!
    Why do you need to pray to god for things when he is omnipotent/present and already has a plan for you? therefore isn't praying is a bit pointless?
    Hate all this 'winning souls' crap. They treat spiritually like a school fund-raiser.

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  4. It's alright; he hasn't deemed Pastafarianism evil. There's still hope for him yet.

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